My Very Short Life
Chapter 1 ($_$) Where I Came From ?
My name is Super-V, and I made two friends in this new world. They are Maddog and Stupidcat. As to how can I came to this strange world… First, I don’t know what happened to my super brain, then I jumped into the toilet and then I got to this strange world.Wait, the toilet I jumped in is very new and clean. IT IS NOT DIRTY!!!
Chapter 2 (!_! ) Find a Job
Next day, I thought I need money to buy food and water and a house. So I went to the Horse Street. And there was a horse hospital. I wanted to work there but before I went in there is a sick Crazy Horse who kicked me and I fell to the Pizza Street. When I stood back up, there in front of me was a pizza restaurant.So I went in to it.
Chapter 3 (*_*) Where is the pizza?
One day Maddog and Stupidcat and me are going to have dinner. But when the dinner is read, we are fighting with a bowl. Maddog said, “I got it first!”
Stupidcat said, “Me, me.”
I said, “No, I got it first! Get away Maddog. I got the food first.”
Maddog said, “No way, I got it first.”
I said, “Sorry, but it was me.”
Maddog and Stupidcat said, “Me! Me!”
But while we were arguing, Stupidcat began to eat the plateful of food. And Maddog got mad and threw the plate away. It was too late to throw away the plate, Stupidcat had already eaten all the food. I am crazy now and Maddog is mad. He says he is mad enough to jump out of the window and that in three days the garbage man will find him there in the trash.
Where in the World Can I Find Writing?
newspaper
homework
t-shirts
hats
money
on baseballs, footballs, soccer balls
on cars
Gold — My Color Poem
Gold coin
gold statue
cold, strong
golden apple
golden wheat
blow gold chaff
treasure!
What the Crow or Raven Said as It Sat on the Top of a Bust of Pallas Athena at Edgar Allen Poe’s House
Raven: I’m hungry! I need food.
Why isn’t this head I’m sitting on real food?
It’s just a wooden head.
Narrator: The crow vastly caws.
Then he falls asleep.